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Who benefits from putting health insurance on the back of business? Anyone? #UniversalHealthCare
About 6 hours ago
@USPS I will continue lobbying to keep you around if you try to keep more than one lane open during the busiest part of the day. #SaveUSPS
About 6 hours ago
@SarahWatson42 - I say to hell with Dr. Joe #Parenthood
About 23 hours ago
- “The inspiration may come from anywhere, but damnit, the words come from me.”
A selection of tweets from 2011 @ d_muthaship
Tebow mashup. I'll give it an 8 because you can dance to it. http://t.co/Ot8GX6Yz #ESPN #TebowTime
Fri Dec 16 20:32:57 +0000 2011
Think Different? @RobSiltanen sets the record straight. Great behind-the-scenes look at one of the best campaigns ever. http://t.co/PQI3rBBW Fri Dec 16 07:52:45 +0000 2011
Young philanthropists. I couldn’t be more proud of my boys! #OHSUDoernbecher #Waluga http://t.co/o5TX1LKG Mon Dec 12 19:38:34 +0000 2011
First-ever Pac-12 Championship Game. Right after these commercial messages. #GoDucks Sat Dec 03 01:00:16 +0000 2011
Digging this spot for Johnnie Walker. Who's making these? #SayItWithoutSayingIt http://t.co/SkPfLgQj Wed Nov 30 07:10:54 +0000 2011
Ha! Great article, but I can think of several dozen other agencies whose names belong on this list. http://t.co/W8gfMQQd Mon Nov 21 17:28:44 +0000 2011
Twins + braces = $12,000! #twintrouble Wed Nov 16 22:02:28 +0000 2011
3 million EV charging stations expected worldwide by 2016 -- up from 20,000 in 2010. Ride that electric wave! #PlugIn Tue Nov 15 16:50:08 +0000 2011
@struckaxiom - Hope you enjoyed the goodies. @d_muthaship http://t.co/8T4j5ucz Tue Nov 15 04:15:14 +0000 2011
Love the Tebow dime-to-completion ratio. #PrimeTimDime #Broncos Mon Nov 14 20:54:10 +0000 2011
This made me smile. RT @Fimpen This stop motion clip is pretty crazy: http://t.co/Mc3eMT43 Mon Nov 14 05:58:36 +0000 2011
RT @arnied: Jimmy Fallon as Jim Morisson, A Reading Rainbow http://t.co/oQ6BiReZ (via @fludapp) Mon Nov 14 00:56:49 +0000 2011
My boys and I did push-ups every time the Ducks scored in our 53-30 beat-down of Stanford. Think I'm gonna be sore tomorrow. #GoDucks Sun Nov 13 05:15:08 +0000 2011
Digging the outreach I see from Saatchi LA. There's more to life than just advertising. #saatchilagoodday Thu Nov 10 18:24:33 +0000 2011
I may not be my own best client, but I am determined not to be my worst. http://t.co/fMcm0zBZ Wed Nov 09 17:38:09 +0000 2011
Iraq Lobster! #FamilyGuy http://t.co/NJzwgk2M Tue Nov 08 07:12:37 +0000 2011
It's my Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. http://t.co/vEljQ5SJ Tue Nov 01 04:12:10 +0000 2011
She’s everything I've always wanted in a demon. http://t.co/UB2e9B6G - #UglyAmericans Wed Oct 26 07:55:09 +0000 2011
NEVER STOP RUNNING. Simple. Fun. Brilliantly executed. http://t.co/yLgg32Zo #Nike @NikeRunning Mon Oct 24 20:32:13 +0000 2011
#RooseveltHotel - Got to listen to my neighbors partying all last night . . . then vomiting early this morning. Good times. Sat Oct 08 18:11:57 +0000 2011
@lionelrecruits - Dig the Wampas, but I'm holding out for Ewok. Wed Oct 05 19:49:04 +0000 2011
The street perfomer with the biggest amp wins. #HollywoodBlvd Sat Oct 01 20:49:21 +0000 2011
Have you ever sent yourself a note and included an emoticon? (-; Mon Sep 19 18:26:15 +0000 2011
Had “Rich Girl” going through my head all afternoon. And perhaps now you will, too? http://t.co/6Qjd2H1p #HallandOates Sat Sep 17 00:55:42 +0000 2011
Anyone have recommendations for a good creative recruiter in NYC? Thu Sep 15 17:12:45 +0000 2011
#Dodge - "If you can find it, you can have it." - Love it! www.youtube.com/dodge Tue Sep 13 20:17:34 +2011
Just passed 2000 miles on my #Nike+. Woo-hoo! Thu Sep 08 01:17:10 +0000 2011
Osama bin Hendrix - #VeniceBeach http://t.co/jfLwCNG Tue Sep 06 20:53:40 +0000 2011
Is it bad that my pocket feels like it's vibrating and my phone isn't in it? Mon Sep 05 00:48:21 +0000 2011
At some point you just have to build the damn thing. Fri Sep 02 21:50:14 +0000 2011
The notion that some ideas write themselves is a bit misleading. #NoShitMan Fri Sep 02 16:38:29 +0000 2011
What a pleasure to work on a brand with a soul. #VW Thu Sep 01 21:18:53 +0000 2011
I’d like to read the creative brief that spawned this gem. http://t.co/nkZi7Gb Thu Sep 01 08:05:19 +0000 2011
Chip Kelly: Yet another reason to be a Duck fan. http://t.co/QticOW9 Wed Aug 31 20:04:49 +0000 2011
There is a time and place for creating buckets. Mon Aug 29 22:08:45 +0000 2011
Duck Vader. http://t.co/mlVpB0T Thu Aug 25 21:22:21 +0000 2011
I have a huge crush on @AnneCurry. Go Ducks! Thu Aug 25 15:03:22 +0000 2011
@hugeinc The best work is done in the bathroom. Tue Aug 23 17:47:29 +0000 2011
#RooseveltHotel - You STILL haven't called me back about my "missing" iPod. Do the right thing! Tue Aug 23 16:18:55 +0000 2011
#TomRobbins #SkinnyLegsAndAll Nourishes my love of writing, and damn fun to read. Over and over. http://t.co/w7mXgm0 Tue Aug 23 05:15:33 +0000 2011
One of my favorite news stories ever! http://t.co/gxrsAOL #SweetJustice Tue Aug 09 06:03:36 +0000 2011
And now, back by popular demand, 24 seconds of pure, hillbilly speed banjo courtesy of #Squidbillies. Crank it up! http://t.co/VsnvR75 Thu Aug 04 17:50:09 +0000 2011
Enjoy the female form in your home -- without the back talk. http://t.co/1JkNy4z Tue Aug 02 18:39:50 +0000 2011
Tweet leads to riot. The people want to party! http://t.co/1gjiH94 Thu Jul 28 16:02:12 +0000 2011
#WorldCup: Amazing comeback. An instant classic! http://t.co/U6xncKs Mon Jul 11 03:52:22 +0000 2011
You really get to know a lot about your cat by cleaning his litterbox. Tue Jul 05 16:03:23 +0000 2011
Um, no, it’s not okay to just change a few words in the jingle you’ve methodically drummed into my head the last decade or so. Sun Jul 03 05:14:37 +0000 2011
Combining my kids' two favorite foods: chocolate chip chicken strips. (Patent pending.) Wed Jun 29 15:31:05 +0000 2011
#DebtCeiling: Mr. President, you have the pulpit. Use it. Please. Tue Jun 28 19:48:47 +0000 2011
I love Venus Williams. A beautiful woman and an amazing tennis player, but this hurts the aesthetic of the game. http://t.co/YDOcCnc Mon Jun 27 03:21:21 +0000 2011
#Wimbledon So . . . do the guys flip a coin to see who wears the backwards baseball cap? Thu Jun 23 21:35:32 +0000 2011
Look, if you don’t want me staring at your butt, don’t write words like “juicy” across it. Otherwise, it’s all good. Wed Jun 22 19:19:57 +0000 2011
#Disneyland: Strollers are a weapon. Please don't text while driving. Mon Jun 20 23:48:11 +0000 2011
#Disneyland Day 4: Doing my part to stimulate the economy. Mon Jun 20 23:20:57 +0000 2011
Suddenly it all makes perfect sense. #AncientAliens http://t.co/Q00gkFU Thu Jun 16 06:55:17 +0000 2011
Looking for iPad apps developed for kids with autism. Language. Communication. Other learning games. Suggestions? Mon Jun 13 19:40:44 +0000 2011
#AlecBaldwin, always in character. http://tinyurl.com/3ucogho Mon Jun 13 08:54:07 +0000 2011
Marching bands: Cool. Marching band uniforms: Not so much. Sat Jun 11 20:42:55 +0000 2011
Now accepting suggestions for my ipod running mix. Show me yours, and I'll show you mine. Wed Jun 08 23:39:39 +0000 2011
PET PEEVE: Using "over" instead of "more than." Biggest offenders: advertising. Fri Jun 03 04:27:26 +0000 2011
The only thing better than watching men's tennis? http://tinyurl.com/44z6vjs Wed Jun 01 20:32:00 +0000 2011
If this don't make you wanna swill moonshine, you're doin' something wrong. http://tinyurl.com/3qeccb8 Fri May 27 06:13:24 +0000 2011
Looking forward to checking out the new ESPN book. Reminds me how great their commercials have been for decades. http://tinyurl.com/yhrwodg Thu May 26 04:44:53 +0000 2011
How could any cruise live up to this? http://tinyurl.com/2byld9 Tue May 24 04:03:20 +0000 2011
The twins just got back from outdoor school, 4 days older and 2 inches taller. Fri May 20 22:55:40 +0000 2011
How to speak Australian. This campaign never gets old. Cheers, mate! http://tinyurl.com/3qzjrsd Fri May 20 08:17:31 +0000 2011
I wish Nike would get the US excited about tennis again. http://tinyurl.com/3t4tvqc Sun May 15 19:54:35 +2011
Ducks Spring Game. Admission: 3 cans of food for Lane County Food Bank. Attendance: 43,000. Everybody wins! Mon May 02 18:46:04 +0000 2011
Love this NFL draft remix. Great to play during "on the clock" doldrums: http://tinyurl.com/3flfh8r Thu Apr 28 18:58:04 +0000 2011
BLUE SKIES: "We surrender." GRAY: "Damn straight." Thu Apr 07 21:44:06 +0000 2011
GRASS: "We su
Osama Bin Hendrix @ Venice Beach. This is somebody's crazy uncle -- and somebody's son.
- MY FIRST RIOT: Hollywood Boulevard in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater: From what I heard, CASCADE was supposed to pull up on a flatbed truck and put on an impromptu concert.

- Too much traffic, Cascade couldn't get through. But when people are expecting a show, they won't be denied.

- People! Who do you think pays for the police car you giddily bash?

- So then, is this a bad time to leave the building? I'm just going across the street to my hotel.

